I've been taking Mandarin classes for the last six months (that's the language, not the fruit) . One lesson was particularly interesting, as we were asked to construct sentences on how we get to work. I thought it was an excellent lesson to illustrate (you know, to help me learn shit).
Apparently riding a dog or flying a dragon are not appropriate methods of transport.
Also, I should probably listen more, because the title is not grammatically correct.